My hilarious love and hate towards my passion in life (yes, that's writing. Duh)
So here's my best list of How NOT to Write the Best Blog Post Ever :
1. Stop writing what matters and start doing what doesn't (Yes, like this one. Wow, You are a genius, hi-five) ✋👋
2. Because you're bored and hate researching, open your e-mail for the nth time. Of course, there's nothing important in there, so you just close the tab. 👤
3. Because you are still bored, browse Reddit and act like a cool keyboard warrior that you really are and aim for those karma points! 😎😎😎
4. You're feeling lonely and alone and isolated. Because you are a geek (or whatever or whoever you are) you must have that "must-have" action figure to talk to. But I'm not a geek. I'm a perfectly normal person. 👧 So I've got a ceramic green turtle. To talk to. Mind you, this is my second one because my bruha cat broke my first one. 😿
5. Stare at nothingness. Zoning out is the key to freedomhood. Freedom from this suffering that writing has to offer. Freedommmmmm!!!! 💣
6. Thanks to zoning out, you remembered something crucial for your survival. 💥 So armed with sticky notes and a pen, you write down 1.) noodles and 2.) water because you know yourself too much. You always forget things. 💪
7. Now you are happy. Go to Youtube, search Conan O'Brien and laugh at his dank jokes. 🙉
8. Then worry a little bit that this list might reach up to ten. 💬 😓
9. Apathy sinks in. You don't care anymore. 😑 You claim to be a Stoic. And Stoics know how to respond to negative things. They turn it into positive things. Now you're happy again. 😁
10. Continue the pursuit of "happy-ness." 😄
Okay, back to work. 😒
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